Wednesday, May 12, 2010

We believe in Marx, Freud and Darwin
We believe everything is OK
as long as you don't hurt anyone
to the best of your definition of hurt,
and to the best of your definition of knowledge.

We believe in sex before, during, and after marriage.
We believe in the therapy of sin.
We believe that adultery is fun.
We believe that taboos are taboo.

We believe that everything's getting better
despite evidence to the contrary.
The evidence must be investigated
And you can prove anything with evidence.

We believe there's something in horoscopes
UFO's and bent spoons.
Jesus was a good man just like Buddha,
Mohammed, and ourselves.
He was a good moral teacher though we think
some of His good morals were bad.

We believe that all religions are basically the same-
at least the ones that we read were.
They all believe in love and goodness.
They only differ on matters of creation,
sin, heaven, hell, God, and salvation.

We believe that after death comes the Nothing
Because when you ask the dead what happens…
they say nothing.
If death is not the end, if the dead have lied, then its
compulsory heaven for all excepting perhaps
Hitler, Stalin, and Genghis Kahn.

We believe in Masters and Johnson
What's selected is average.
What's average is normal.
What's normal is good.

We believe in total disarmament because we believe
there are direct links between warfare and bloodshed.
Americans should beat their guns into tractors
and the Russians will be sure to follow.

We believe that man is essentially good
it's only his behavior that lets him down.
This is the fault of society
Society is the fault of conditions
Conditions are the fault of society.

We believe that each man must find
the truth that is right for him.
Reality will adapt accordingly
the universe will read adjust
and history will alter.
We believe that there is no absolute truth
except the truth that there is no absolute truth.

We believe in the rejection of creeds,
and the flowering of individual thought.

-Post Script-

If chance be
the Father of all flesh,
disaster is his rainbow in the sky
and when you hear:

"State of Emergency!"

"Sniper Kills Ten!"

"Troops on Rampage!"

"Whites go Looting!"

"Bomb Blasts School!"

It is but the sound of man worshipping his maker.

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